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Varple: Hey baby wanna come to my house? I'll cook you some microwaved cereal
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Jasmine wrote:Varple: Hey baby wanna come to my house? I'll cook you some microwaved cereal
Varple: let me cook that bitch some hot cereal. Bitches love hot cereal.

XD smooth buddy
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Armen: my parents blew a load on me
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Dustin: *something something* aphrodisic
Ali: That's something for sex, right?!
Dustin; Yes, it makes your peepee go hard.
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SpicyCandy: They can do whatever the fuck they want, just as long as they arent penis fencing in my teamspeak.
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Alustar: They call me the booty licker. ^_~
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Me : Bibeliboo
Samba : Bebeliboo? Not bibelidoobelidoo?
Me : Bibeliboo.
Samba : Titties.
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Leili : Someone's eating a doughnut burger here
Me : Oh god that sounds greasy
West : Sounds like america
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Koopa: hey koopa
Koopa: yes what
Koopa: black mesa aint free
Koopa: oh what?
Armen: How come you didnt answer back
Armen: dont
Armen: leave a nigga
Armen: hanging
Koopa: lol

Sorry for using the n word but still thought this was funny.
and now that I re-read that, it sounds like a racist joke too.

My bad.
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Armen wrote:Koopa: hey koopa
Koopa: yes what
Koopa: black mesa aint free
Koopa: oh what?
Armen: How come you didnt answer back
Armen: dont
Armen: leave a nigga
Armen: hanging
Koopa: lol

Sorry for using the n word but still thought this was funny.
and now that I re-read that, it sounds like a racist joke too.

My bad.
I got the same issue, I aint no racist person but I tend to use the n word way too often. People around me have simply gotten it stuck into my head.
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