Random Madeup Facts About Players
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How could I not? I feel ashamed that I only recently found this thread and it had existed since the beginning of the group's creation (roughly), so I gotta play a game of catch-up and make up for being away as long as I did.
Also, reading Fire's posts from 2012 gives me an unusual amount of joy. Top shitposter 10/10.
Also, reading Fire's posts from 2012 gives me an unusual amount of joy. Top shitposter 10/10.
Paul (The Disguiser) murdered 14 players.
Paul (The Apprentice) murdered 14 players.
Paul (The Butcher) murdered 14 players.
Paul (The Apprentice) murdered 14 players.
Paul (The Butcher) murdered 14 players.
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Polar has a giantess fetish
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You casual fuck, why don't you tell them I also like to be stepped on as well
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because anything regarding feet is Shankin's fetish
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Fishermatt's name comes from a sad experience he had as a child.
When he was but a little boi, he was fishing at the local lake with his drunken father. The two of then started bonding through details I dare not mention. Anyways, the boy eventually gets a bite, to which his father replies "looks like you got a big one--the fish, that is; you're smaller than MY father's."
The boy reeled a perfectly healthy 14 inch bass. That bass looked straight at the boy with its mouth wide open, prompting the boy to give it a name. "I'll call you Matt." His father wasn't pleased with the name, but he took his son by the hand and they skipped back to the car.
On the drive home, the father started teaching his son about fish love and being a gay fish. Once they got home, the father revealed that he was Kanye West and was proud that his son would continue the tradition of fish love. As a reminder of that moment, the boy would go online and name himself FisherMatt3552, the number is the amount of times he and Matt made sweet, bitten love.
Now you might be wondering why you know about the boy but you never see the fish. That...is a story for another day (thread).
When he was but a little boi, he was fishing at the local lake with his drunken father. The two of then started bonding through details I dare not mention. Anyways, the boy eventually gets a bite, to which his father replies "looks like you got a big one--the fish, that is; you're smaller than MY father's."
The boy reeled a perfectly healthy 14 inch bass. That bass looked straight at the boy with its mouth wide open, prompting the boy to give it a name. "I'll call you Matt." His father wasn't pleased with the name, but he took his son by the hand and they skipped back to the car.
On the drive home, the father started teaching his son about fish love and being a gay fish. Once they got home, the father revealed that he was Kanye West and was proud that his son would continue the tradition of fish love. As a reminder of that moment, the boy would go online and name himself FisherMatt3552, the number is the amount of times he and Matt made sweet, bitten love.
Now you might be wondering why you know about the boy but you never see the fish. That...is a story for another day (thread).
Paul (The Disguiser) murdered 14 players.
Paul (The Apprentice) murdered 14 players.
Paul (The Butcher) murdered 14 players.
Paul (The Apprentice) murdered 14 players.
Paul (The Butcher) murdered 14 players.
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Just... Stop it
Someone take the exclamation mark out of my name, I'm not excited to be here.
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Rigby loves when Hank posts in this thread, its the highlight of his day.
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Rigby spends his free time hunting for raccoons to fuck in an attempt to feel more like the Regular Show character. However, none of them want the d because he has contracted raccoon aids from the poor creatures that have crossed his path over the years.
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Abraham is actually allergic to alcohol, and the symptoms include loss of memory, slurring of words, and a need to yell very loudly.
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Sedan's favorite comeback in all situations is "How do you like them apples?"